Larry the Banana Bandit

Wolfiepup didn't finish her banana the other day, so in the spirit of waste not want not, I offered the remainder to the wolfies.

Larry was a little taken aback but seemed to gobble it up happily enough.

Next thing I know he's started trying to raid the fruit basket in an attempt to eat more bananas.

Larry!

LARRY: What? I just wanted some more bananas... they're delicious!

After the first kick out it started raining outside, so I thought I'd let him back in. Within seconds he was back at it, grabbing another banana and slobbering all over it.

BAD DOG!

C'mon mummy. Don't be a meanie pie..

 We do not take food without permission, Larry! That is Theft!

Well it's not like you had them secure or anything. Finder's keeper's you know..

Hehehe.. beat THAT logic

I don't need to. I'm your boss. No more bananas for you until you behave. Now let's go for our walk.

Aww you're no fun mummy.

And anyway, you get more than enough to eat. So really you shouldn't be snacking between meals constantly anyway.

Wait, are you calling me fat AGAIN?!

You should reconsider your words you know. You could give me a complex.

Ooo now what's that smell?

Is it?

Could it be?

b-b-b-b-ba-nana?!?!?!?!?

 NO. Larry. It is NOT banana. You are obsessed!

Hrmpff.

Sheesh.  No need to shout. It was only a question.

Alright then. Let's do this walk.

You coming or not?!

What are you doing, mummy?!

That better not be a banana in your pocket... coz if it is, it's got my name all over it..

What, I only got a pat?! Geez. Gotta work around here for bananas...