Elsie: Hello there. Welcome to our blog!
Fred: Oh, hello there. Sorry, didn't see you.
What are you looking at way out in the distance over there anyway?
Fred: None of your business. It's a surprise.
Elsie: You know better than to ask him silly questions, mum.
Ok then, Elsie. What on earth are you doing here then???
Elsie: I was looking for food. Isn't it obvious?
Whoops, looks like Fred's come to investigate and Elsie's gonna have to share.
Elsie: That's what *he* thinks.
Elsie: I've got PLANS. And if you tell him, you are SO dead meat.
Ok, ok ok.
Elsie: Step One of Distract Fred is now complete!
Elsie: Just wait till he sees my latest handiwork.. He's not going to know what to do with the neon grass. It'll keep him busy for DAYS, while I go back to investigating new food options!
Elsie: I'm a GENIUS!
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