Thursday, January 26, 2012

Tussles and Poker Faces

Fred and Elsie often play Tussles


And Elsie gives as good as she's given


Fred: Who's for a widdle kiss?

Elsie: Raaaar!!!

In spite of those skeery teeth they're still very affectionate to each other.


Fred: Even though you show me your icky doggy breath and razor sharp teeth, I stil luvs ya, Els!
   
Elsie: Well that was a failed strategic move.


Fred: haha, I saw through your strategy easy!


Elsie: dammit. Better keep my cards closer then.


Fred: Oh come now Elsie, you're a crap poker player!


Elsie: What? I have a GREAT poker face!


Fred: No you don't Elsie.


Fred: But that's ok. I'll still play with ya! 





Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Peeing Fred




Fred: *sniff* *sniff*


Fred: *sniiiiif* I smell something here.


Fred: Right, that's it. Time to show who's Boss


Elsie: Eh? What's that smell?! Aww Freeeed!! All you do is pee...

Monday, January 23, 2012

In which Elsie plots a scare

Fred: Look at me! I am a handsome puppy!


Fred: Oh! Who was that? Anybody there?!


Elsie: Hee hee hee.... Now if I can just catch his tail...


Uh-uh Elsie. That's not very nice.


Elsie: What are you talking about? I wasn't going to scare the living daylights out of him or anything. Honest, I wasn't! Maybe just a quick jump in the air or something, but yeah!

...

Oh fine, if you're going to be like that, I'll just leave him alone then.


Elsie: You guys are no fun....



Sunday, January 22, 2012

Puppy Lickers

My puppies aren't really Wolfhounds. In reality, they are more like Lickhounds.


Elsie: What's wrong with being a Lickhound?


Well, nothing really. 

Interestingly the puppies have different Lick Modes of attack.

Elsie's more of a nose/ear/mouth/face licker. Be warned should you ever lie down on the couch or let her in the bedroom. The minute she is bored she will come up to you and shove her big black wet nose in your eyes/nose/mouth/ear.

Here is Elsie showing the dexterity of her tongue.


Back in the day when they were still sleeping in the bedroom every morning around dawn I would be rudely woken up by Elsie's nose in my face. Not exactly the most pleasant way to be woken up - although I do admit there are plenty worse ways.

 Oh, no need to poke your tongue out at me Elsie. I'm just telling it like it is!


Fred on the other hand is a foot licker. Everyone always titters when I tell them but it's really not so bad. His big tongue will go from toes to shin in big long stroked licks. Put a bare foot (and sometimes even a shoe-clad foot) on the ground near the boy and most evenings you would be guaranteed a grooming.

 

Fred: That's me... me and my big tongue. I'm the official foot groomer in the household, don'tcha know? Gotta work for my bed and board somehow!

Oh, look! There's another shin for me to go and lick.

Excuse me...

Saturday, January 21, 2012

In which Fred goes for a short walk


Fred: What a lovely evening! I think I'm going to go for a walk..


 Fred: Oh Look! There's Elsie, I'll go sit with her.


Fred: Ack! Grass Seed! Gotta scratch that out!


 Elsie: Oh, Hi Fred! How's things hanging?


Elsie: Fred?
    
Fred: mmMMmmm... this plastic bin tastes yuuuumy!

And later after showing Fred the pics.. 
  
 

Fred: I'm offended. I would never lick a plastic bin.
You photoshopped that! What will my fans think of me?!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Roadkill Elsie

Elsie has a party trick that she pulls out quite often - regardless of whether or not we have company.

We call it Roadkill.

Often when the dogs are in the pen and we happen to look out, we'll spot Fred sitting or sleeping inside the dog house, but see no sign of Elsie. A little flutter of panic and then we spot her.
   
   
Each time we need to look closely, and watch for the tummy to rise to make sure she's actually breathing.

And each time we breathe a sigh of relief when we realise she's just trying out her party trick and hasn't been bitten by a snake or had a heart attack or something random like that.


Elsie: What on earth is wrong with me practising my party trick???
   
Nothing Elsie, but you scare us something fierce each time. And you gotta admit, showing your lady bits to our friends and family isn't exactly ladylike. Something which you constantly keep on striving for.

    
Fred: Haha, Princess Elsie got told!

  
Elsie: I'd give a snappy response to put you both in your place but I have much better things to do.

Like chewing this bone.
 

 Fred: Well that's just not fair.
    

 Fred: How come she gets a bone and I don't??


Fred: Anyone??

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Elsie and her Ladylike Manners


 Elsie: Hi, my name is Elsie
  

Elsie: And I'm a girly girl. See, that's why I make a point of posing with flowers
   

Elsie: Flowers symbolise my feminity and ladylike manners


Fred: Haha Elsie. Pull the other one.
   

 Elsie: That isn't very nice Fred. I am a girl. No correction, I am a Lady!


Fred: Uhuh... and that explains why mum's got these incriminating photos of you eating a bone.
    



Elsie: That bone was super yummy ok???
Fred: uhuh...