Wile Elsie Coyote

Elsie: I'm hunting Freddles. Now where did I put that pack of dynamite..

Elsie: Little does he know my Grand Plans for Household Domination...

Fred: Huh? I swear someone's following me..

Elsie: Just you wait, Freddles. Just you wait...

In which Elsie pulls another move

Fred: I'm a handsome boy, and I know it.

Fred: Elsie may think that she's the prettiest, but honestly I'm the most popular. Little kids love me. In fact, there's one right there.

 

 Fred: I might just stalk these two and see if I can get some cuddles out of them.

 Elsie: *mutters* He's always taking the Ticklers. Busted at the gate again.

 Fred: haha. You lost again Els.

Elsie: Not that it's a competition or anything.

Fred: OMG. WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT???

Elsie: hee hee... like the little surprise I had in store for you eh Freddles?

 

Elsie: Nobody wins but me. Tickle Stealer.

 

a short conversation between two friends

Fred: I smell something

Elsie: Geez Fred. You're such a broken record. You always smell something

Fred: I'm just expressing my thoughts. No need to get so grumpy.

 

Elsie: It's just that you're so boring Fred. Not interesting, like me..

Freddie on the trail

Fred: What's that smell??

Fred: I know it's there. Just sniffing it is making me hungry

Fred: eh? What's that sound? Aw darn. Elsie's got it. Geez that girl is fast...

a case of puppy athletics

Ok pups! Time for some stretches before we start!!

 Ok... ready... set...... go!!

Elsie: You run like a girl, Fred

 Now, now. Don't be mean Elsie. 

Come to think of it, why aren't you joining in?

Elsie: I'm a princess. I don't run.

water chasies

What are you thinking about Elsie?

Elsie: Oh, just thinking of water chasies!!

water chasies?

Ah... water chasies!

visiting deck chairs

Elsie went visiting the neighbours a while ago.

While she went around sniffing to reacquaint herself Dexter and Rascal kept a close eye on her.

Until of course they realised Elsie was just wandering for the sake of wandering.

Rascal gave up and went back chilling underneath her favourite deck chair.

 

Having fun there, Rascal?

Rascal: Yeah, not bad. It's cooler here, and Elsie's BORING.

Rascal: I reckon I have a better chance of getting my Boss' attention by looking cute under this chair!

A little snack before din dins?

Elsie: What was that? Did you say I get an early dinner for being such a good girl?

Elsie: What's so funny?

 Elsie: I can't help it that I'm constantly hungry..

Elsie: I'm a growing girl you know...

 Elsie: You sure I can't a little something before dinner?

 Elsie: Look, I'll even do a quick pose for your blog if you've got something for me. Deal?

Elsie, my brown-eyed girl

Elsie has beautiful expressive ambery-brown eyes. And boy does she know it.

Elsie: My eyes are my best feature.

Elsie: Here, let me get closer so you can see what I'm talking about.

Elsie: Now don't you just think they're the best ever?

Ah, there's my girl. As modest as ever.

Fred the Poser

Fred: You always think that Elsie's the poser in this pack, but it's not true.

Fred: see? I can pose too!

Fred: I can do the same pose with all sorts of facial expressions

Elsie: Yeah, he may be able to pose, but he's still not as good as me.

Fred: You're just jealous Elsie.